friends under the umbrella  — commission

friends under the umbrella  — commission

(Source: gaerss)

I borrowed my mom’s sewing machine to make a skirt but halfway through the fucking thing stops working and I can just pull all the string off after sewing and I just got so mad I quit, went to lay in my bed and watch Pocahontas.

Honey, you still button the top one and you look good.

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via cutehobbitses)

theheartmaid:

ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH

theheartmaid:

ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH

(Source: itscaptainhammertime, via frododrogonpoika)

pavelchekovbodypillow:

puckster87:

Next time you’re on a road trip, stop into a roadside diner (find a classic one with a long bar, cuz those are neato) during breakfast hours and flag down a waitress to ask, “Excuse me, where am I?”

And when they tell you the town’s name, say, “No, what planet?” When you get a weird look, turn to whoever you’re with and say something like, “Shit, keep your mouth shut. They’re pre-warp…”

good lord

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imgonnamakeachange:

skindeeptales:

Amazing scar cover tattoos

Maybe I should just get a cool tattoo on my stomach.

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fishingboatproceeds:

policymic:

Where’s lavernecox? On the cover of Time, that’s where!

Great interview, too!!!

fishingboatproceeds:

policymic:

Where’s lavernecox? On the cover of Time, that’s where!

Great interview, too!!!

(Source: micdotcom, via frododrogonpoika)

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom

(via frododrogonpoika)

hawk-and-handsaw:

friends don’t let friends leave marvel movies before the end of the credits

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allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

(via onlyfluffythoughts)

http://cutehobbitses.tumblr.com/post/87200442461/killerville-let-me-give-you-a-visual-i-just

killerville:

let me give you a visual:

+i just left the house in a lightning storm to get some chicken nuggets

+barefoot

+wearing men’s boxer briefs two sizes too large and a dukes of hazzard shirt

+no bra

+hair tied in literally a knot on the top of my head, like pebbles flintstone…