friends under the umbrella — commission
Girl from Northern Finland, old enough to drink vodka.
Thoughts, pictures, whatnot.
I borrowed my mom’s sewing machine to make a skirt but halfway through the fucking thing stops working and I can just pull all the string off after sewing and I just got so mad I quit, went to lay in my bed and watch Pocahontas.
Next time you’re on a road trip, stop into a roadside diner (find a classic one with a long bar, cuz those are neato) during breakfast hours and flag down a waitress to ask, “Excuse me, where am I?”
And when they tell you the town’s name, say, “No, what planet?” When you get a weird look, turn to whoever you’re with and say something like, “Shit, keep your mouth shut. They’re pre-warp…”
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
let me give you a visual:
+i just left the house in a lightning storm to get some chicken nuggets
+wearing men’s boxer briefs two sizes too large and a dukes of hazzard shirt
+hair tied in literally a knot on the top of my head, like pebbles flintstone…